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The Perfect Couple (Added : 9/10/2005 Hits : 854 Rating: 9 Votes: 3)
A Perfect man, a Perfect Woman & Santa Claus.... To find out what all this has in relation to this read...
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0 to 200 in 4 seconds (Added : 7/23/2005 Hits : 799 Rating: 8 Votes: 4)
A couple had been talking about buying a new vehicle.
He wanted a new truck. She wanted a zippy sports car.
He would settle for a beat-up old truck. Everything she liked, he argued, was way out of their price range.
"Look," she said. "I want something that goes from zero to 200 in four seconds or less. My birthday is coming up. Surprise me!"
So he bought her a brand-new bathroom scale
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